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What’s your holiday persona like? Find out which Benidorm character you are – you may or may not like the answer!

1. What is your reason for being on holiday?

a) – You’re not on holiday, you work there.
b) – It’s a family favourite.
c) – Your dad works there.
d) – To bed women.
e) – To have a reason to send postcards home.
f) – To meet new people.
g) – It’s actually a permanent holiday – you live there.

2. Your idea of a good time on holiday is?

a) – Nobody complaining.
b) – Peace & quiet.
c) – Falling in love with a beautiful woman.
d) – Meeting lots and lots of women.
e) – Clapping along to Karaoke.
f) – Meeting new people over drinks so you can brag about your life.
g) – A full day of sun-worshipping.

3. – You are most likely to be heard saying?

a) – “I want my own holiday.”
b) – “That’s abit costly.”
c) – “My dad’s the waitress over there”
d) – “I’m not looking for a relationship.”
e) – “Where can I send my postcards from?”
f) – “Have you ever considered a wife swap?”
g) – “Sunscreen? no thanks.”

So which Benidorm character are you?

Mostly a’s – Janey

Mostly b’s – Mick

Mostly c’s – Liam

Mostly d’s – Mateo

Mostly e’s – Noreen

Mostly f’s – Jacqueline

Mostly g’s – Madge

(thanks to allcostablanca.info, digitalspy.com and comedy.co.uk for images)